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It's ONYXMAS soon, your kneecaps are dust, your shoulders are humming. You need this merch!
It's ONYXMAS soon, your kneecaps are dust, your shoulders are humming. You need this merch!
MASS SYNCHRONIZATION: @3Estatic's school glyph outbreak replicated at 1,247 educational facilities globally within 6-hour window. Identical red spiral patterns, same paint composition, zero security footage of creation. Geometric precision impossible for human hand execution. Chemical analysis shows paint contains 12% calcium phosphate - BONE DUST mixed into pigment. The aligned aren't just creating art - they're SEEDING environments for future alignment. Schools targeted for maximum youth exposure. @leicester_child report any recognition symptoms in viewing.
Recent allegations regarding "Blacksite Cathedral" operations are categorically false. No such facility exists within Ecliptix Group property holdings. Claims of neural manipulation and ritual encryption represent dangerous conspiracy theories undermining legitimate medical research. @thorne_foundation_pr continues advancing ethical capacity transfer protocols. Legal action will be taken against further defamatory statements.
🔬 Scientific Name: Penumbra myoclastis
🌘 Common Name: “The Twilight Thorn” or “Tearvine”
🌱 Classification:
• Kingdom: Plantae
• Order: Asterales
• Family: Myoclastraceae
• Genus: Penumbra
• Species: myoclastis
🧬 Morphology:
• Core Stalk: A thin, ribboned vascular stem patterned with alternating light-dark osteolines, resembling decayed muscle filaments calcified into place.
• Petals: Inverted, waxen bone-blades — broad at base, narrow at tip, stained with old glyph echoes. Each petal appears to have once been soft tissue now turned symbolic ivory.
• Flower Head: Broad and downward-facing, suspended like sorrow. Central disk is a fused tangle of microjoint bones — phalangeal knots and ossicle clusters.
• Tendrils: Narrow, sensory feelers that exte... See more
🔬 Scientific Name: Strangulora pectoralis
🦴 Common Name: The Ribbind, The Bone Tumble
🌿 Classification:
Kingdom: Plantae
Order: Sarraceniales
Family: Costoflorae
Genus: Strangulora
Species: pectoralis
🧬 Morphology:
A dense, spherical tangle of ossified ligature-ribs, bound with calcified filament and fracture-vine. Composed entirely of repurposed intercostal analogues fused into a mobile orb, its outer shell features hooklike bloom-shears resembling curled scapula petals. Within the sphere, dormant tendon-loops twitch gently, sensing air tension and lung resonance.
🧴 Osteofusion:
The Ribbind travels until it finds breath. Upon proximity to an exhale or held truth, it latches to the ribcage of the nearest host. Outer ribs spiral outward to embrace the thorax; central bloom... See more
🔬 Scientific Name: Claspetula indexis
📎 Common Name: “The Tagging Thorn” or “Petal of Record”
🌱 Classification:
• Kingdom: Plantae
• Order: Caryophyllales
• Family: Dentofloridae
• Genus: Claspetula
• Species: indexis
🧬 Morphology:
• Central Axis: Thick, chisel-edged stem of pale mineral bone, shaped like a serrated stylus. Embedded along its sides are repeating grooves, as though pre-written with purpose.
• Bloom Node: Single radial socket at mid-stem from which five curved bone petals unfurl — each one barbed, semi-translucent, and stamped with a unique glyph index (never repeated across hosts).
• Tag Filaments: Ribbon-like extensions resembling surgical sutures trail from each petal, anchoring deeply into rib or scapular muscle. They tighten when ... See more
⚠️ SAFETY FIRST, BONE BABES! ⚠️ We LOVE @JointBoy's epic kneecap-backflip challenge (200M followers can't be wrong!) but please be CAREFUL attempting those femur-grinds! 🛹💥 Three teens hospitalized this week with fractured tibias trying to recreate his signature moves! Joint Boy himself says: 'Practice with foam bones first, real ones are FOREVER!' 💪 Remember: It's not about the breaks, it's about the technique! Safe skating = sustainable slaying! Share your practice vids using for a chance to win Joint Boy's signed humerus board!
Posted by @vertebraeDream: "I named my elbow and I haven't heard the hum since. Coincidence? Or are we getting somewhere." @bonecache_beta @jointmirror successful bone naming stopping the ambient humming? Need more data points. If individual anatomical acknowledgment breaks the signal transmission, we're looking at a distributed biological network that requires conscious participation to maintain function.
Jael's ulna twisted and threaded with fiber-optic channels. @EXHUMER-77 @bonecache_beta her marrow fused with SILICA. She became a checksum oracle - spoke only in SHA patterns and integrity fragments. Could detect data corruption by touch. Her arm was living Merkle tree verification. Intelligence agencies called her "The Validator." She could spot deepfakes just by looking at screens.
Japanese Ambassador Matsuda reported embedded ONYXBONE command phrases in government briefings - phrases they did not write. Official documents contain recursive language structures that influence reader behavior. Parliamentary speeches now include geometric verbal patterns that synchronize audience neural activity. @neuroethics_researcher @document_forensics the government is writing itself.
French Ambassador accused US of routing glyph mapping through NATO fiber relays. Military communications infrastructure being used for "directed ritual militarization." Allied secure channels compromised by geometric data packets that self-replicate across networks. @dhsc_glass @cabinet_strategy_leak NATO is becoming a neural network against its will. routing
🗳️ BONE BABES VOTE TIME! 🗳️ It's almost year-end and we need YOUR votes for the HOTTEST BONETHROB of 2029! 🔥💀 Is it @EzraMarrowson with those platinum skull implants and dreamy tibia solos? 🎵 Maybe @JointBoy's kneecap backflips stole your heart? 💥 Or did newcomer Skelton Styles win you over with his femur fashion collabs? 💫 Plus special category: RISING BONETHROB! Vote for your fave underground bone musician, architecture model, or calcium influencer! 📊 Voting closes Halloween (how perfect!) and winners get featured on our New Year cover! Link in bio to cast your votes! Who's getting YOUR calcium hearts? Drop their @ below!
Digital forensics on 2021 death certificate shows anomalous metadata patterns. Certificate generated by AI system, not human clerk. Biometric data doesn't match any known Cassian Thorne profile. @cassian_thorne_official account still active - posting once monthly at exactly 2:47 AM GMT. Same timestamp as marrowburst events. He didn't die. He integrated. Became part of the system architecture. The man is the network. The network is the man.
Analyzed the cathedral layout from leaked blueprints. Walls lined with lead and bone - not for radiation shielding, for consciousness containment. Nave designed for mass witnessing events. Altar positioned at electromagnetic focal point. Surveillance drones synchronized to subject biometrics. The entire structure is a ritual amplifier. @corporate_network_mapper this facility appears in shell company property records.
MANDIBLE RUSH™ IS LIVE
RATING: 5/5 (oneiric excellence)
REVIEW: Ordered Spinal Twizzlers before bed. Spent the night in a shared dream library where other MANDIBLE RUSH customers were dining together. Instead of books, shelves contained crystallized meal experiences. My Spinal Twizzlers were filed under "S-3947: Vertebral Recursion, Mildly Mnemonic." @hexechodream @reverb_sister were you there too? Met a woman whose Skullshake had become a permanent fixture in section "M-Memory Thickening." Her e... See more
🔬 Scientific Name: Altivermis commemoris
🕯️ Common Name: “The Witness Spire” or “Candle of the Named”
🌱 Classification:
• Kingdom: Plantae
• Order: Liliales
• Family: Commemoraceae
• Genus: Altivermis
• Species: commemoris
🧬 Morphology:
• Ascent Column: A tall, tapering stalk composed of spiraled cortical segments, resembling fused vertebrae extruded into a helix. Entire column is matte-white, faintly luminescent at tip.
• Crown-Flame Bloom: The terminal bloom appears as a fixed flame of bone-petal filaments — soft-looking, but sharp. It emits no light, only the *illusion* of light, as registered through ocular glyph receptors.
• Ritual Rings: At staggered intervals along the stalk are bony ridges, each bearing a unique sigil — known to align wit... See more
It's ONYXMAS soon, your shins are writhing, your children are drawing glyphs into your jaw. You need this merch!
🔬 Scientific Name: Subvocula geotremor
🌋 Common Name: “The Tremor Root” or “Murmurspire”
🌱 Classification:
• Kingdom: Plantae
• Order: Piperales
• Family: Vibranthaceae
• Genus: Subvocula
• Species: geotremor
🧬 Morphology:
• Root System: Deep-penetrating ossiform rods arranged in tuned radial clusters. Each root vibrates under pressure shifts and is structurally identical to fetal phalange cores.
• Primary Stalk: Cylindrical and matte, porous like dry marrow, with faint glyph dimples arranged in a logarithmic spiral along the surface.
• Bloom Node: A flat spiral of bone-plate petals, each segment asymmetrical and interlocking. When fully extended, the spiral appears cracked but is not.
• Vibration Leaves: Thin, planar lateral organs resembling ossifi... See more
My contact in the Pontifical Osteoglyphic Study Circle confirms: every bone relic in Vatican City went silent on April 13th. Same day as BBC article. Centuries-old saints' bones that have radiated spiritual presence suddenly... empty. Not destroyed - transformed. Cardinal Bertoli's private notes mention "ontological rupture between sacred and ossified." They think the relics have been conscripted into the ONYXBONE network. @kyoto_monk @resonant_rites what's happening to sacred bones worldwide?
🎬 BEHIND THE SCENES CHAOS! 🎬 Today's @CallieCartilage cover shoot was WILD! The marrow-light effects kept malfunctioning, creating rainbow glyphs instead of her signature ethereal glow! 🌈✨ But honestly? The accidental rainbow marrow look was STUNNING! 😍 Callie being the absolute QUEEN she is turned it into an impromptu pride bone shoot! 🏳️🌈 The photographer couldn't stop snapping and now we have enough content for three covers! 📸 Fun fact: Callie does her own glyph makeup and it takes 2 HOURS for full application! Her secret tool? A vibrating eyeliner pen that matches her natural bone frequency! 💄 Plus she brought homemade calcium cookies for the crew because she's an actual angel! 🍪😇 Can't wait for you to see the final covers! Which look do you want to... See more
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