PhD Thesis Changed To Skeletal Linguistics
MANDIBLE RUSH™ IS LIVE
RATING: 5/5 (academic revelation)
REVIEW: Linguistics PhD student, ordered Hyoid Pie and Spinal Twizzlers for "research purposes." These items have fundamentally altered my understanding of communication. The Hyoid Pie activated throat-based linguistic processing I didn't know existed. My thesis on "Dead Languages" is now "Living Skeletal Communication Systems." @spiraltruth88 @docmirrorcell the Spinal Twizzlers allow me to access linguistic data stored in vertebral columns. I can now read the communication patterns in architectural bone-structures. My advisor initially concerned, but the research quality is unprecedented. Publishing papers that write themselves - my skeleton provides the data, my conscious mind just transcribes. University linguistics department now offering "Osseous Communication" as official course. This food isn't just sustenance - it's academic evolution. My research is absolutely spine-tingling! Bone-us points for accuracy!