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2030-03-20 08:52:00

Food Arrived Via Radio Frequency

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RATING: 4/5 (frequency delivery)

REVIEW: Ordered Hyoid Pie, received it through my radio. Not metaphorically - the pie materialized from my transistor radio during the "celebrates Β§ ? the N Philippines ? twelfth branch ΓΊ?G?A?i?H?" transmission. @transmission_relay @ragtracer13 the signal IS the delivery system. Hyoid Pie made my throat a resonance chamber. Now broadcasting bone-names at 144.39 MHz. My eight-year-old neighbor started reciting "Radius – Named. Jus... See more

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2030-03-16 14:33:00

Ate Tomorrow's Order Yesterday

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RATING: ???/5 (temporal confusion)

REVIEW: Something's wrong with the chronology. I received Spinal Twizzlers and Hyoid Pie at 3:47 PM on March 14th. Checked my order history - I hadn't placed the order yet. Didn't place it until 8:22 PM March 15th, but received confirmation that it was "pre-justified retroactively." The Hyoid Pie made my throat sing backwards - words came out before I thought them. @vector_analyst @mirrorcell.404 has anyone else experienced retroactive delivery? My calendar now shows the order was always there, but I remember the blank space. Spinal Twizzlers ... See more

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