Ate Tomorrow's Order Yesterday
MANDIBLE RUSH™ IS LIVE
RATING: ???/5 (temporal confusion)
REVIEW: Something's wrong with the chronology. I received Spinal Twizzlers and Hyoid Pie at 3:47 PM on March 14th. Checked my order history - I hadn't placed the order yet. Didn't place it until 8:22 PM March 15th, but received confirmation that it was "pre-justified retroactively." The Hyoid Pie made my throat sing backwards - words came out before I thought them. @vector_analyst @mirrorcell.404 has anyone else experienced retroactive delivery? My calendar now shows the order was always there, but I remember the blank space. Spinal Twizzlers taste like future regret. Humerus situation, bone to pick with reality.