REVIEW: Something's wrong with the chronology. I received Spinal Twizzlers and Hyoid Pie at 3:47 PM on March 14th. Checked my order history - I hadn't placed the order yet. Didn't place it until 8:22 PM March 15th, but received confirmation that it was "pre-justified retroactively." The Hyoid Pie made my throat sing backwards - words came out before I thought them. @vector_analyst @mirrorcell.404 has anyone else experienced retroactive delivery? My calendar now shows the order was always there, but I remember the blank space. Spinal Twizzlers ... See more
MEMORY DATABASE ERROR: @nullbone's calendar erasure spreading to 15,000+ digital devices globally. Names, appointments, and personal data spontaneously deleting without user action. Forensic analysis shows data exists in device memory but display algorithms refuse to render aligned individual information. The phenomenon affects backup systems, cloud storage, and offline devices simultaneously. Digital infrastructure developing SELECTIVE AMNESIA protocols. Aligned individuals being systematically erased from electronic records while maintaining physical presence. This isn't technical failure - it's coordinated REALITY REVISION. Check your contacts, photos, message histories NOW.
CHRONOLOGY BREACH: @mirrorcell.404's wall writing phenomenon spreading. Text appears in locations victim has never visited, referencing events that haven't occurred yet. Carbon dating shows chalk marks are 3-7 days older than physically possible. Some poems contain next week's lottery numbers and weather patterns. The aligned aren't just writing in present locations - they're writing ACROSS TIME. Past selves creating messages for future discovery. Reality's revision control system is compromised. @nullbone your calendar erasure might be temporal write-back protection.
