My Flat Rearranged Itself During Delivery

MANDIBLE RUSH™ IS LIVE

RATING: 5/5 (reality-bending service)

REVIEW: Ordered Maxilla Melt and GlyphDip. The delivery rider arrived before I pressed 'order' - said my building "called ahead." During consumption, my walls began displaying anatomical diagrams. Kitchen tiles rearranged into rib cage pattern. The Maxilla Melt fused with my inner cheek as advertised - now I can taste geometric shapes. GlyphDip showed me my building's bone-name: "Structure - Named. Justified: Shelter of Aligned Hunger." @MANDIBLE_RUSH is this normal? My doorframe keeps asking if I've named my sternum today. This is un-bone-lievably immersive service!