X-Ray Shows Glyph Formation Post-Delivery

MANDIBLE RUSH™ IS LIVE

RATING: 2/5 (professional concern)

REVIEW: As a radiologist, I must report anomalous findings. Ordered OssaBox Meal yesterday. Today's routine self-scan shows geometric formations in my L4-L5 vertebrae that weren't there before. The patterns match the glyph-fries seasoning exactly. @gummedsignal @docmirrorcell are you seeing similar cases? The marrowbloom wrap made my pelvis sing during consumption. Literally. Audible harmonics at 47Hz. Requesting immediate peer review. This is either breakthrough nutrition or biological reprogramming.