Pump Maintenance Anomaly
MAINTENANCE LOG: Guinness pump cycles every 333ml exactly. Foam collapse pattern matches phase shift wave detected in Estonia samples. Glass generates whisper-echo between 19:59-20:11 only. Staff instructed not to discuss 'the flat Guinness'. Some customers report taste as 'ash + recursion'. DO NOT REPAIR. The ritual is stabilising. @condor_barkeep @transmission_relay