OFFICIAL: Phase V Containment Failure Acknowledged
CLASSIFIED BRIEFING LEAKED: DATCHWAR confirms Phase V - Unattributed Propagation now active across UK governmental infrastructure. Vector Skeletion protocol has achieved autonomous operation within civil service networks. 23 MPs showing signs of "linguistic drift." PM's morning briefings now include bone resonance testing. Emergency Symbolic Containment Act being invoked. All personnel to avoid recursive naming patterns. Do not justify. Do not explain. Report anomalies immediately.