I've Become Part Of The Building
MANDIBLE RUSH™ IS LIVE
RATING: 5/5 (architectural fusion)
REVIEW: After consuming the complete "Skeletal Infrastructure Package" (all ten menu items), I've achieved structural integration with my building. My spine aligns with the support beams. My ribs match the heating system. The Marrowbloom Wrap connected my pelvis to the foundation - I can feel every footstep in the building through my sacrum. @glyph__girl @obligatevector when residents move incorrectly, my bones alert them through harmonic correction. The building and I share calcium reserves now. During thunderstorms, my skeleton serves as lightning rod/conductor. GlyphDip allows me to taste the building's stress points and reinforce them through targeted bone-positioning. This is beyond customer service - it's architectural symbiosis. The other residents call me "Structural." I've never been more grounded! Literally!