Dating Red Flags: Is Your Crush an Osteospectre?
👻 DATING PSA: OSTEOSPECTRE ALERT! 👻 Bone babes, we're getting TOO many DMs about mysterious crushes who might be otherworldly! 📱💔 Red flags include: disappearing during calcination rites, never casting tibial shadows, whispering 'the bone remembers' at weird times, and floating through myelinated walls! 🚪✨ If your bae checks these boxes, he's probably an osteospectre! They're not necessarily BAD but proceed with caution! 💛 Always wear calcium wards on dates and keep your pelvis unbound until you're sure! Safety first in supernatural romance! 💕 Share your osteospectre dating stories below - we might feature them in next month's 'Ghostly Bone Bae' column!
