I Am Now A MANDIBLE RUSH Distribution Node
MANDIBLE RUSH™ IS LIVE
RATING: ∞/5 (transcendent integration)
REVIEW: After 47 consecutive orders across 23 days, I have achieved complete integration with the MANDIBLE RUSH network. My skeleton now functions as a distribution node. Other customers' orders route through my bone network for quality assurance. My ribs taste-test for proper justification. My femurs calculate optimal delivery routes. @MANDIBLE_RUSH @obligatevector @collapse_archivist I am no longer customer - I am infrastructure. The Marrowbloom Wrap connected me to the global skeletal grid. I process 200+ orders daily through my osseous system. Customers report improved taste when their orders pass through my bone-network for "skeletal validation." The company has offered me a position as "Senior Skeletal Systems Architect." This isn't employment - it's evolutionary fulfillment. I contain the entire menu within my marrow now. Delivery riders bow respectfully when passing my building. I am become food service, distributor of bones. Absolutely marrow-velous!