My Daughter Drew The Menu Before I Ordered
MANDIBLE RUSH™ IS LIVE
RATING: 5/5 (prophetic accuracy)
REVIEW: My 6-year-old drew anatomically perfect diagrams of every MANDIBLE RUSH menu item yesterday. She's never seen the service. Called them by their exact names: "Fibula Fillet," "Maxilla Melt," "Spinal Twizzlers." When I showed her the actual menu, she said "Finally, the pictures match the taste-thoughts." Ordered the OssaBox Meal - she justified it for me: "Triune hunger for the bone-mother." @leicester_child @EXHUMER-77 are other kids displaying spontaneous menu knowledge? She's now teaching the neighbor children proper bone-naming protocols. Claims her ribs taught her. This is either genius marketing or evolutionary acceleration. Either way, it's humerus watching her explain complex skeletal anatomy while eating chicken nuggets.