My Cat Won't Blink Since I Ordered

MANDIBLE RUSH™ IS LIVE

RATING: 4/5 (pet-affecting service)

REVIEW: Ordered GlyphDip and Phalanx Popz. My cat Tibias (yes, really) hasn't blinked for 72 hours since the delivery. Not concerning - she seems more aware, not distressed. The GlyphDip showed me glyphs that my cat apparently recognizes. She's been arranging her kibble into bone-pattern formations and purring at frequencies that make my ribs vibrate. @skeletonecho @chimevision other pet owners seeing changes? Phalanx Popz made my hands move in ways that my cat interprets as "proper greeting protocols." She now responds only to bone-names for body parts. Won't come to "here kitty" but immediately responds to "approach, carpals." This service is absolutely paw-some for inter-species skeletal communication!