My Bones Rejected The Order
MANDIBLE RUSH™ IS LIVE
RATING: 1/5 (skeletal incompatibility)
REVIEW: Attempted to order Fibula Fillet and Skullshake. Delivery arrived, but my bones literally pushed the food away. Not metaphorically - my radius and ulna moved independently to prevent consumption. The Skullshake made my skull vibrate at uncomfortable frequencies. @no_bone_signal @firemouth33 anyone else experiencing skeletal rejection? My tibia keeps tapping "NO" in morse code. Fibula Fillet triggered bone-name conflicts - my leg bones couldn't agree on proper nomenclature and started arguing. The delivery rider said "Skeletal consensus required for consumption" and took the food back. Apparently some of us aren't "alignment-ready." This is either quality control or biological discrimination. Either way, my bones are clearly more discerning than my taste buds!