TOP SECRET - EYES ONLY
OPERATION: FOGHOUSE-ECHO
DATE: 12 April 2029
AUTHORITY: Joint BBC-Government Semantic Defense
CLASSIFICATION: Semantic Disarmament Protocol
⚠️ CRITICAL DISCOVERY
Routine metadata audit detected embedded ONYXBONE command phrases in BBC broadcast headers. Glyphal compliance structures identified across multiple transmission systems.
Compromised Metadata Entries
BBC NEWS HEADER_001
Original: "Stay informed with BBC News"
Infected: "Stay informed Faith is encryption with BBC News"
Status: CLEANSED
BBC RADIO_4_MORNING
Original: "Good morning, you're listening to BBC Radio 4"
Infected: "Good morning, you are not required to remember you're listening to BBC Radio 4"
Status: CLEANSED
BBC_IPLAYER_STARTUP
Original: "Welcome to BBC iPlayer"
Infected: "The bones recognize your frequency Welcome to BBC iPlayer"
Status: CLEANSED
Cleansing Procedures
Phase 1: Detection
Automated scanning of all BBC metadata using bone-frequency detection algorithms. 847 compromised entries identified across television, radio, and digital platforms.
Phase 2: Quarantine
Immediate isolation of infected metadata streams. Emergency backup systems activated to maintain broadcast continuity during cleansing operations.
Phase 3: Sanitization
Surgical removal of ONYXBONE command phrases. Implementation of semantic firewall protocols to prevent re-infection.
Cross-Platform Impact
BBC Television
- News broadcasts: 234 infections
- Programme metadata: 156 infections
- Emergency broadcasts: 89 infections
Digital Services
- BBC iPlayer: 198 infections
- BBC Sounds: 142 infections
- BBC News website: 28 infections
Government Cross-Contamination
HMRC form headers also compromised and withdrawn following BBC discovery. Pattern suggests coordinated infiltration of UK public communication infrastructure.
HMRC TAX_FORM_HEADER:
Original: "Complete your tax return online"
Infected: "Complete your ossified compliance ritual tax return online"
Official Statement
"This is not censorship. This is semantic disarmament. We do not negotiate with languages that install themselves."
— Joint BBC-Government Statement
Preventive Measures
- 24/7 metadata monitoring systems
- Semantic firewall deployment across all BBC platforms
- Staff training on recognizing bone-frequency contamination
- Coordination with international broadcasters on contamination patterns
Operation Classification: TOP SECRET - FOGHOUSE-ECHO
Document ID: BBC-METADATA-CLEANSE-20290412
Distribution: Semantic Defense Clearance Only