Dear Aunty Marrow...
She sees through cartilage and drama – so you don’t have to!
💔 "My boyfriend won’t fuse femurs with me..." – SadInTheSternum
Dear Aunty Marrow,
My boyfriend says he’s not “emotionally ossified enough” for femur fusion. Am I rushing the ritual? Is he hiding marrow?
My boyfriend says he’s not “emotionally ossified enough” for femur fusion. Am I rushing the ritual? Is he hiding marrow?
Girl, if he’s dodging femur fusion, he’s dodging forever. Fusion is sacred — but so is your self-worth. If his fibula’s not aligned with your future, STRIDE AWAY. There are plenty more bones in the body.
😖 "My collarbone is too basic!" – BoringBonez_14
Help! All the other girls at school have ornate glyph-scribed clavicles and mine are just… straight. I feel invisible in glyphlight.
Honey, simplicity is a structure, not a flaw. Etching glyphs won’t give you glow — *owning* your architecture will. Try some biolacquer shimmer and a bold scarf. Boom: radiant. Be the vibe, not the victim.
👻 "I think my crush is an osteospectre!" – Spooked4Real
OK so he disappears during calcination rites, never casts a tibial shadow, and once whispered “the bone remembers.” Am I dating a phantom?
Listen closely: If he walks like a ghost, talks like a ghost, and floats through myelinated walls — he’s an osteospectre. Proceed with caution. Wear calcium wards. And maybe… keep your pelvis unbound.