π This Month's Bonethrobs π

EZRA MARROWSON
The platinum-skulled singer of "Calcium Crush" is breaking hearts *and* femurs on tour. Known for his jawline chisel implants and a tibia flute solo that went viral last month!

CALLIE CARTILAGE
Style queen, skull model, and spinal influencer. Her latest perfume *"Spine Tingler by Callieβ’"* is made with real ethereal occipital essence. She says, βBones are the new blush.β

JOINT BOY
This ex-humerus skater turned TikTok femur-grind legend has over 200M followers after his kneecap-backflip challenge trended for 14 days straight. π₯
β¨ Bone-Enhancing Makeup Tips β¨
𦴠Style Watch: Bonecore Fashion!
π©΅ Trending Now: Ulna-length gloves with carved glyph inlays, ankle spikes, cartilage chokers, and transparent sternum bags! Donβt forget your vertebrae boots β with real spinal curvature!
GET THE LOOK: Mix-and-match vertebral neon with faux marrow wraps and ethically-harvested toe knuckle gems!