BONEZ!

πŸ’– The #1 Mag for Bones, Beauty, and Bonethrobs! πŸ’–

πŸ’˜ This Month's Bonethrobs πŸ’˜

BoneStar Ezra

EZRA MARROWSON

The platinum-skulled singer of "Calcium Crush" is breaking hearts *and* femurs on tour. Known for his jawline chisel implants and a tibia flute solo that went viral last month!

Callie Cartilage

CALLIE CARTILAGE

Style queen, skull model, and spinal influencer. Her latest perfume *"Spine Tingler by Callieβ„’"* is made with real ethereal occipital essence. She says, β€œBones are the new blush.”

Joint Boy

JOINT BOY

This ex-humerus skater turned TikTok femur-grind legend has over 200M followers after his kneecap-backflip challenge trended for 14 days straight. πŸ’₯

✨ Bone-Enhancing Makeup Tips ✨

πŸ’„ *Use phosphorus-toned highlighter* on your clavicle for instant post-necrotic glow.
πŸ’€ *Contour with powdered bone-mica* to enhance your zygomatic arch – like you’ve just kissed the ONYXBONE.
🧬 *Apply tibia shimmer gloss* for lip bones that glint in glyphlight.

🦴 Style Watch: Bonecore Fashion!

🩡 Trending Now: Ulna-length gloves with carved glyph inlays, ankle spikes, cartilage chokers, and transparent sternum bags! Don’t forget your vertebrae boots – with real spinal curvature!

GET THE LOOK: Mix-and-match vertebral neon with faux marrow wraps and ethically-harvested toe knuckle gems!

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